Porfirio “Rubi” Rubirosa was the most notorious gigolo/playboy in US history. Rubi was also a political assassin. Between assignments, he supplemented his income by servicing rich and famous women or marrying the richest women in the world. His penis size was legendary, a reported 11 inches when fully aroused.
The term “Latin Men Make The Best Lovers” derived from the exploits of Rubirosa. Rubi’s underwear had to be tailored due to his 11 inch endowment. He also had a medical condition that left him half erect at all times. This ailment increased his staying power, he could satisfy several women in one night, each encounter would last for hours, he was insatiable.
An actress described Rubi’s penis in detail, “it is similar to a wooden pepper shaker, the kind you find in restaurants.” To this day, French diners refer to pepper shakers as Rubirosa’s.
Rubi caused a commotion in Hawaii, when he arrived in swim trunks, the women gawked in disbelief when they saw the bulge in his trunks, the thickness and length was amazing.
Rubi was in the men’s urinal at the Waldorf in New York, the man standing next to him happen to glance over, “damn, how on earth do you stuff that thing in your pants? You are deformed and blessed.”
Truman Capote, no firsthand authority on the matter, described Rubi’s principal endowment in his unfinished novel, Answered Prayers, as an “eleven-inch café-au-lait sinker as thick as a man’s wrist.” Rubi’s constant state of erection earned him the nickname Toujours Prêt, which in English is the motto of the U.S. Coast Guard: “Always ready.” When asked to compare Rubi’s member to a writer’s size-11 shoe, one of his paramours glanced at the shoe and merely shrugged. Rubi was bigger.
Legend has it that Rubi could balance a table with his penis, but everyone interviewed said it was an apocryphal story told only after his death. One friend says, “It would be inconceivable that he would pull it out under a table or on top of a table. He was a gentleman. He never would even talk about his penis.”
When I read descriptions of Rubi's cock what comes to mind is the endowment of Ricky Benitez pictured below.
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