Big Cocks on Mainstream TV: "Curb your Enthusiasm"

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is a show I have recently become addicted to that stars Larry David who previously worked on Seinfeld. Like Seinfeld it draws its humor from the little misunderstandings and indignities of everyday life. However being a cable show it can be more explicit and edgy and doesn't need to hide behind euphemisms like "master of your domain" and "shrinkage". In the first clip, taken from the episode "The Nanny from Hell", Larry sees a young boy naked at a pool party being dried off by his nanny and notices that the kid is hugely hung. He then attempts to "compliment" the father and, per usual, the whole thing blows up in his face. Later in a movie theater the little boy annoys Larry and they wind up in a juvenile name calling match in which Larry refers to him as "Uncle Miltie". A reference to the old time comedian "Milton Berle" who was famously endowed. In the second clip Larry discovers he likes black cock. And in the third clip Larry is bitten on the penis by a dog and has to have his junk attended to by a gay doctor.

Big Cocks in Mainstream Movies: The Overnight

The movie "The Overnight" is about a nice couple played by Taylor Schilling (from Orange/Black) and Adam Scott (from Park & Rec.) that move to California and find they have no friends. One day in the park they meet Jason Schwartzman who invites them to dinner at his house. Unbeknownst to them Schwartzman and his wife are sexual swingers who want to engage in a little partner swap. The Schwartzman character paints as a hobby. Just as Georgia O'Keefe paints vaginas he paints butt holes. After a skinny dip in the pool they discover that the Schwartzman character is seriously hung and the Adam Scott character is seriously small giving him second thoughts about following thru. What to do? In the Conan O'Brian clip the actors hilariously talk about their prosthetics.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV: Blunt Talk

Blunt Talk Season 1 Episode 2: "I Experience Shame and Anticipate Punishment"

Walter Blunt played by Patrick Stewart is a confrontational talk show host. One day in his backyard he is painting his butler/ valet in the nude. His next door neighbor is a porn producer who notices that his "man servant" is exceptionally well endowed. Later Blunt needs the help of the porn producer to film a fake location shot of his show without his boss finding out. Realizing he has Blunt over a barrel the porn producer blackmails Blunt by agreeing to help only if Blunt's valet agrees to do stud service in a porn movie. "Blunt Talk" has some hysterical moments and is made by Seth MacFarland and Jonathan Ames of the equally big cock friendly "Bored to Death".

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: JUST SHOOT ME

JUST SHOOT ME: "When Nina Met Her Parents" The David Spade character is seen nude in the sauna and the sight of his extra large wang leaves his male co-workers feeling inadequate and speculating how he could be so unlucky with the ladies with such a large cock. David Spade is rumored to be endowed in real life.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: SEX IN THE CITY

SEX IN THE CITY: Season 2 “Ex in the city”: Samantha dumps a guy because his penis is too small. The next guy she meets has one that’s too big so she dumps him too. Causing Carrie Bradshaw to utter the memorable line: “You broke up with James because he was too small. This guy’s too big. Who are you, Goldicocks?

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: ACTION

ACTION: Jay Mohr plays a struggling movie producer whose ex-wife has married “Bobby G”: a gay wealthy rival of his who never misses an opportunity to show off his monster meat.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: HUNG

HUNG: Thomas Jane plays a Gym coach whose life is going nowhere. After taking a motivational business class he decides to leverage his only unique asset by becoming a prostitute for women. Most of this shows humor came from his “pimp”: a middle aged idealistic hippie girl with ZERO business sense.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: BORED TO DEATH

BORED TO DEATH: Jason Swartzman plays an amateur private detective whose loser friend Ray creates a comic book alter ego call Super Ray who uses his giant penis to fight crime.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: EPISODES

EPISODES: A British husband and wife writing team come to Hollywood to adapt their hit TV show for American audiences. “Matt LeBlanc” is cast as the lead and uses his giant dick to create havoc by sleeping with everyone’s wives. This show is POSITIVELY HYSTERICAL. Don’t miss it.

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: ROME

Big Cocks on Mainstream TV Shows: Spartacus

Will FREAK SHOW cut-off Stanley's 13 inch penis??

The opening credits of American Horror Story always tease us with cryptic hints about the characters and plots to be revealed thru out the season. It should be clear by now that the doll with a leg for a penis (third leg, get it?) is a veiled reference to the Denis O’Hare character Stanley.





Last week he was in a hotel room with an obvious rent-boy dressed as a Viking and made the comment that every Viking needs a “sword”. When the rent-boy pulls down Stanley’s shorts we get a shit-eating-grin out of Stanley and an OMG! out of the rent-boy.



It makes me wonder where this 13 inch plot device is going? Unless Stanley’s penis is deformed in some way and he winds up in the Freak Show I think the show is setting us all up for the HORROR of Stanley having his penis cut off! Perhaps by Twisty the Clown. This is a HORROR show after all and what could be more HORIFYING than a well-endowed man having his thing cut off. It would give me nightmares for months!

And Lord knows this Horror Story series has a mile long trail of severed body parts. Including Denis O’Hare having his tongue cut off in last season’s COVEN.

American Horror Story to feature "freak" with 13 inch penis

I must confess I am OBSESSED with the TV series American Horror Story. The current season is called "FREAK SHOW". I have just learned that next weeks' episode (episode 3) will introduce the actor Denis O’Hare who will play a "freak" sporting a 13 inch penis. Whether the episode actually SHOWS IT like Boogie Nights or merely hints about it has yet to be revealed. The episode will air Wed. Oct 22 at 10:00pm on FX channel.

You can catch up with the first two episodes by streaming them HERE

I wonder if the man with the 13 inch penis will have any scenes with the sword-swallower???

So far in the first two episodes:

Lovely Angela Bassett plays a “woman” with three big boobs (yes they show them) and a penis.

The strongman was first married to the bearded lady and now his girlfriend is a hermaphrodite. Think he might have some sex issues?

A young hospital nurse was gang-raped by an orgy of freaks.

The young man with the oversized lobster-claw hands has used them to fist-fuck bored housewives at a house party.

Yes kids, this show is nice, wholesome all-American fun!




The creator of American Horror Story Ryan Murphy revealed that aside from being a con man, Denis O’Hare’s Freak Show character, Stanley, has a 13-inch penis. (Let the erection puns begin!) And surprise, surprise, O’Hare couldn’t be more thrilled with this huge piece of news. “Denis really loves his part,” Murphy teased just before adding, “because he plays a guy with a 13-inch penis and that’s all I’m going to say about that. So Denis has never been happier!”



So it makes for a nice change to see the actor no longer getting the short end of the stick — quite literally. Though I’ll be curious to see if Jessica Lange’s "Elsa Mars" is any more impressed with him this season now that his character’s got a little something extra to offer. (Hint, hint. Wink, wink.) I wonder if his ego matches his appendage. It’s a hard job, but somebody’s gotta do it. (Alright, I’ll stop.)



Is that a bulge in his trousers??



Below is a non-scary but fun clip from the first episode. Jessica Lange plays a Marlene Dietrich-type character who is the proprietor of the Freak Show and who dreams of using the freaks to springboard her own career to stardom. The song sung is a David Bowie tune called "Life on Mars". Lange's character is named "Elsa Mars" and the song features the lyric "It's the Freakiest Show". (I wonder what the sword-swallower is doing after the show? Hmmm?)

See Jay Mohr's BIG COCK REACTION SHOT at 18:20 minute mark (read article below)

This was short lived television show called ACTION about a guy (Jay Mohr) trying to become the next Jerry Brucheimer. One of the running gags in the show is that he needs money from his ex-wife's new husband BOBBY G. who is gay and who is constantly showing off his GIANT COCK to intimidate people. Supposedly this character was based on Barry Diller. Whether Barry has a big dick in real life I do not know. If the actor who plays BOBBY G. looks familiar you may have seen him in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies. The scene happens at the 18:20 minute mark.







BOBBY G. makes his next appearance at the very beginning of this episode as he rises from the massage table.





At the 1:30 minute mark Jay Mohr tries to talk business with BOBBY G. as he receives a medical exam.