Monday, August 11, 2014

Luan Mastro

Thursday, August 7, 2014

John Holmes Greatest Fear and Why he was Cremated

John Holmes feared that upon his death his most famous attribute would be cut off and put on display in a formaldehyde pickle jar for the world to gawk at.

Pictured below is the supposed penis of Rasputin. He was a Russian peasant who worked his way into the good graces of the Russian Royal Family thru mysticism and his sexual prowess with his rumored foot-long schlong.

Whether this is in fact Rasputin’s member or merely a PT Barnum / Ripley’s-Believe-it-or-Not fake designed to separate rubes from their money is open for debate.

Holmes stipulated in his will that he was to be cremated for this very reason. So after he died his current wife took one last look into the coffin to be sure everything was still there before being sent into the oven.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014


Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Memories of Al Parker's Biography "Clone"

A long time ago I read a biography of Al Parker that was called CLONE.

The three things I remember about Al from the book are:

1) He ALWAYS had a beard except for one video (photo below) because he felt he had a "weak chin".

2) One of Al's first jobs in Los Angeles [which he held for several years] was working for Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion. It seems Hef has a preference for hiring gays to run the household -- a modern day version of eunuchs guarding the harem. This is true! Hef had him record episodes of "Leave it to Beaver" (more complicated in the days before VHS) because Hef thought that the guy who played Eddie Haskell was in fact John Holmes!

3) He told the story once that his dad found out that he was a gay porn star when his dad was in an adult bookstore on his way to the hetero section when he passed by the gay section and saw a picture of his son on one of the covers. When his father told him what had happened he added "I'm glad to see that you got my dick". Gee, thanks dad!

If anyone is wondering why there are so few posts about Al Parker on this website it is because frankly I don't think his dick is very attractive.

P.S. I also remember that he was obsessed with staying thin because "It makes your dick look bigger".

Al Parker without a beard